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wSo Cassie recently made a comment on her blog about the ridiculous lengths that Will Herondale probably went to in order to see his former honey child, Jem/Brother Z-Dawg, at the Silent City.
And thus I took the liberty of rendering one of his earliest attempts.
(Please don’t use without permission).
will u nerd
DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS
someone could be thinking this about you right now you never know
NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID
I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.
thank you friend
how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like
This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing ‘water’. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will “drown” you again.
You can “drown” someone and be sure that they won’t be harmed
You all needed to know this.
could we just not be dicks and torture people and use this breathing water for more practical needs? like being mermaids perhaps? seriously guys, something cool gets found and you find ways to use it to fuck with other people. stop fucking doing that! seriously!
The last part though ^^
ok but how is your provider satan
how is yours not
Did you sell your soul for bars?
It’s a recession
so this is really what happens in 2014
sure beats the alternative
If you think about it, kissing is pretty weird.
you’re shoving your eating hole
against someone else’s eating hole
and then rubbing your taste organs together????
Next time I see my friend making out with her boyfriend, I’m going to politely interrupt to tell them this fact.
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!
We’ll find you Hans.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because hans cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.
I couldn’t not reblog…
i recently saw a preview for the new muppet movie and nearly had a heart attack when they casually flashed a bunch of well known guest stars and one of them was Tom Hiddleston
why would they do that to me